The Daily Broadside

Wednesday, In honor of Bactrians everywhere

Posted on 01/27/2021 5.00 AM

JCM 1/24/2021 2:43:01 PM


Posted by: JCM

lucius septimius 1/27/2021 5:29:45 AM
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But I only see one hump?
vxbush 1/27/2021 6:27:02 AM
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*Bleargh* Wha.......


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vxbush 1/27/2021 6:27:31 AM
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Reply to vxbush in 2:

Argh. Let's try that again. 


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I am so not awake.....


Occasional Reader 1/27/2021 7:17:06 AM
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You know the one about the horse and the barn door?  Yeah.  That. 
vxbush 1/27/2021 7:24:24 AM
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In #4 Occasional Reader said: You know the one about the horse and the barn door?  Yeah.  That. 

Putting on my conspiracy hat (adjusts tinfoil), how could anyone have stopped this when no lawsuit brought before the election was heard and no lawsuit brought after the election was heard? 

Occasional Reader 1/27/2021 7:38:20 AM
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In #5 vxbush said: no lawsuit brought before the election

But they were brought in time to demand recounts; and those suits were, of course, dismissed for lack of standing.  

So, yeah.  Hard to see what  remedy there is, other than storming the Capitol.  (Only partly sarc here)

JCM 1/27/2021 7:52:44 AM
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Reply to lucius septimius in 1:

Cause bactrians are a repressed minority on hump day!

JCM 1/27/2021 8:53:29 AM
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From WZ

U.S. 'actively looking' at mandating COVID-19 testing for domestic air travel

Present a negative test to travel.

Get the vaccine... positive test.

Had covid, recovered... positive test.

Been exposed, didn't get sick... positive test.

In each case the person is not infectious, and is immune.

The point is this so bassakwards that it boggles the mind. It has nothing to do with controlling covid and everything with controlling The People.


Occasional Reader 1/27/2021 9:05:42 AM
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In #8 JCM said: Get the vaccine... positive test. Had covid, recovered... positive test.

I would assume - hope - they are referring to a viral (PCR or antigen) test, not an antibody test. 

buzzsawmonkey 1/27/2021 9:17:11 AM
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A little non-PC classic comedy: "Bollard," a skit from the old "Beyond the Fringe" show.  

Hard to say which would be more offensive to "cancel culture" today---the homosexual stereotypes, or the fact that they're doing a cigarette commercial.

buzzsawmonkey 1/27/2021 9:25:04 AM
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Old Joe Biden's president
And he signs EOs!
No clue what he signs or what it meant
But he sign EOs!
With a "skritch skritch" here 
And a "skritch skritch" there
Here a skritch
There a skritch
Without a clue to what's which
Old Joe Biden's president
And he signs EOs!
Occasional Reader 1/27/2021 9:36:42 AM
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Thought for the day.

https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/56969/speech-no-matter-where-of-comfort-no-man-speak

buzzsawmonkey 1/27/2021 9:45:02 AM
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Reply to Occasional Reader in 12:

Sort of the grim version of Huey Long's "Every man a king."

Occasional Reader 1/27/2021 9:49:32 AM
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Reply to buzzsawmonkey in 13:

That quote was used very effectively in an episode I watched last night of “the Crown“ season three. I have to say, I think this series is extraordinarily good, the writing is absolutely outstanding, and has actually gotten even better in season three compared to the previous two. I don’t know if you have watched it but I think you would enjoy it, having lived in the UK during the 1960s in particular.

buzzsawmonkey 1/27/2021 9:51:41 AM
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In #14 Occasional Reader said: I don’t know if you have watched it

It sounds interesting.  I don't, however, have a TV, and I've never tried to configure Mr. Laptop for "streaming"----I waste enough time online shooting my mouth off. 

Occasional Reader 1/27/2021 11:02:22 AM
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In #15 buzzsawmonkey said: I don't, however, have a TV

WHAT KIND OF SICK FREAK ARE YOU??!!!

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JCM 1/27/2021 11:03:37 AM
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Reply to Occasional Reader in 16:

Isn't a telescreen required?

JCM 1/27/2021 11:07:22 AM
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Criminalizing questioning of the election?

The Justice Dept.’s inspector general opens an investigation into any efforts to overturn the election.


lucius septimius 1/27/2021 11:56:46 AM
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Let them eat ketchup. 
buzzsawmonkey 1/27/2021 1:27:08 PM
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Reply to lucius septimius in 19:

It appears that John "Reporting for Duty" Kerry is clinically insane.

buzzsawmonkey 1/27/2021 1:27:49 PM
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Reply to JCM in 18:

Paywall prevented me from reading it.  Just as well.

vxbush 1/27/2021 1:52:23 PM
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In #21 buzzsawmonkey said: Paywall prevented me from reading it.  Just as well.

There's a way around that which is legal, so far as I know......but I'll have to explain it later. 

lucius septimius 1/27/2021 3:38:11 PM
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Dinner tonight is about as Treif as you can get.
Occasional Reader 1/27/2021 4:30:55 PM
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Reply to lucius septimius in 23:


Lobster wrapped in bacon in a cream sauce?


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