vxbush 10/25/2019 5:48:36 AM

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Morning, campers. May you have an excellent day today. 

10/25/2019 6:01:43 AM

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In #1 vxbush said: May you have an excellent day today. 

vxbush 10/25/2019 6:17:38 AM

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lucius septimius 10/25/2019 6:24:01 AM

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Reply to vxbush in 3:

First rule of Hitman Club ...

vxbush 10/25/2019 6:34:01 AM

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In #4 lucius septimius said: First rule of Hitman Club ...

Well, sure. But that's not what surprises me here. It's how downright capitalistic the hitman club is, with hitmen hiring other hitmen to do the work for them at a discount. 

buzzsawmonkey 10/25/2019 6:45:35 AM

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buzzsawmonkey 10/25/2019 6:46:51 AM

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Reply to vxbush in 3:

Number Five on the Hit Parade!

buzzsawmonkey 10/25/2019 6:48:09 AM

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Occasional Reader 10/25/2019 7:05:05 AM

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In #3 vxbush said: Talk about outsourcing......

If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself!

By the way, a pretty good short story about hiring a hitman is Frederick Forsyth's "No Comebacks". 

Occasional Reader 10/25/2019 7:05:45 AM

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In #8 buzzsawmonkey said: I'd like to see a pro-Trump club in the Hebraic community called "Orange Jews."  Particularly in Florida or California.

Dream on, it's a work of pulp fiction.. 

10/25/2019 7:33:02 AM

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Reply to vxbush in 3:

I think that would make a good movie....

lucius septimius 10/25/2019 8:06:09 AM

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Reply to vxbush in 5:

Sounds more like a ponzi scheme

buzzsawmonkey 10/25/2019 11:09:27 AM

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lucius septimius 10/25/2019 11:18:36 AM

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Reply to buzzsawmonkey in 13:

post office, pharmacy, grocery store -- trying to get everything in before the rain hits.

@PBJ3 10/25/2019 11:29:55 AM

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I can't stick around here today but thought you might enjoy this!!!

https://dailycaller.com/2019/10/25/trump-bipartisan-justice-award-first-step-act/

Occasional Reader 10/25/2019 12:28:08 PM

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In #13 buzzsawmonkey said: Where the hell did everyone go?

I stomped away angrily after not getting updings for my "pulp fiction" pun...

/well, actually, the answer is "work" 

Occasional Reader 10/25/2019 12:28:35 PM

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In #14 lucius septimius said: post office, pharmacy, grocery store -- trying to get everything in before the rain hits.

Did you finish the ark? 

lucius septimius 10/25/2019 12:30:19 PM

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Reply to Occasional Reader in 16:

That's it!  We need an LGF-style up and down twinky thingy.

vxbush 10/25/2019 12:32:52 PM

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In #13 buzzsawmonkey said: Where the hell did everyone go?

The lab--getting everything rearranged per the new design schematics. My back is killing me. 

lucius septimius 10/25/2019 12:33:06 PM

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Reply to Occasional Reader in 17:

No but I made an English-style steak pie that is merrily steaming away for the next four hours.

Occasional Reader 10/25/2019 12:35:57 PM

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Reply to lucius septimius in 20:

I had no idea that people outside of England voluntarily made English food. 

lucius septimius 10/25/2019 12:37:10 PM

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Reply to Occasional Reader in 21:

I violate the rules by adding "seasoning."

revobob 10/25/2019 1:13:01 PM

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In #21 Occasional Reader said: I had no idea that people outside of England voluntarily made English food.

Oh come now! Fish and chips, bangers and mash, Beef Wellington, bread pudding, Spotted Dick- there are SOME English foods worth eating. If we include the rest of Great Britain, we can add "the full Irish' breakfast, soda bread, Welsh Rarebit, and the ever-popular haggis. 

Occasional Reader 10/25/2019 1:45:32 PM

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In #23 revobob said: bangers and mash

That's the working title for my proposed TV series about former gang members who redeem themselves by becoming medical personnel during the Korean War... 

revobob 10/25/2019 2:27:09 PM

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Reply to Occasional Reader in 24:  You should have after the pulp fiction effort, but at least you didn't strain yourself!

revobob 10/25/2019 2:29:16 PM

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Reply to revobob in 25:  ...should have QUIT... Fingers can't keep up with brain- especially disappointing since the brain is not doing so well either!