Kosh's Shadow 12/16/2021 5:26:41 PM

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Since it is the holiday season, how about some COVID carols?

"Silent Media" - The Wuhan Virology Lab released a virus upon the world... and the media fell reverently silent.

"Do You Fear What I Fear" - If it's not COVID, you're killing Grandma. 

"It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Wuhan" - Unsurprisingly, this carol is illegal in Wuhan.

“Santa Claus Is Staying at Home” - “He sees you defying lockdowns, he knows when you’re not vaxxed, he is not coming anyway, so stay home and wear a mask!”

"All I Want For Christmas Is Ivermectin" - A conservative favorite.

"Jab to the World" - Who needs "joy" when you got that jab? 

"Fauci the Vaxman" - Why hasn't he melted away yet? 

RTWT

Kosh's Shadow 12/16/2021 5:44:19 PM

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Had Internet problems yesterday, and then today. To me, looks like a DDOS attack on Verizon, but other people don't think so.

But apparently Verizon likes me as a customer because they're giving me a free DSL modem/router. I will, of course, immediately change the password and turn off remote management, but I'll see how it works.

Alice in Dairyland 12/16/2021 5:44:30 PM

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How could they forget?

"Fauci the Red-Nosed Commie" - he had a very shiny flu.

Kosh's Shadow 12/16/2021 6:08:29 PM

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In #3 Alice in Dairyland said: "Fauci the Red-Nosed Commie" - he had a very shiny flu.

And if you ever catch it, he'll really make you blue
Then one COVID Christmas night
Santa came to say
COVID test positive tonight
Fauci will make us pay

All of the other reindeer
Ran away from the sleigh
Santa, with your test so bright
You must stay home tonight

All of the waiting children
Have to understand you see
Santa with your COVID test
You must quarantine tonight

Kosh's Shadow 12/16/2021 6:09:20 PM

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In #3 Alice in Dairyland said: "Fauci the Red-Nosed Commie"

Not a commie, but a Faucist, who made a Faucian deal with the Chinese Communist Party Devil

Alice in Dairyland 12/16/2021 6:32:30 PM

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Occasional Reader 12/16/2021 7:38:53 PM

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