buzzsawmonkey 5/5/2020 6:06:14 PM

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Kosh's Shadow 5/5/2020 6:19:52 PM

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In #1 buzzsawmonkey said: I want to see some swollen livers

I believe this patient has one - Patty deFoiGras

Kosh's Shadow 5/5/2020 6:25:09 PM

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Occasional Reader 5/5/2020 7:06:58 PM

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In #1 buzzsawmonkey said: You're not drinking, people!

Hey, I'm doing my part, got a Bailey's & Milk in front of me.  (I wonder if that's served at the Korova Milkbar, come to think of it.) 

It's a rainy night in Georgia DC.  Little OR is asleep, as Daddy Week Extended Dance Mix continues (his mom continues to recover from stomach flu; dropoff of little man with her to occur tomorrow evening or, more likely, Thursday midday).

While I was getting his bath ready this evening, Little OR was utterly engrossed in a video that explains the periodic table.  This is a rather unusual npt-quite-5 year-old. 

Occasional Reader 5/5/2020 7:13:18 PM

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Canadian cops bravely take down girl dressed in Star Wars stormtrooper costume

Note that one of the cops is wielding what appears to be an MP5.

This, to confront a girl carrying, um, a plastic "blaster" toy weapon.

Wow. 

Kosh's Shadow 5/5/2020 7:20:26 PM

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Kosh's Shadow 5/5/2020 7:21:56 PM

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In #5 Occasional Reader said: Canadian cops bravely take down girl dressed in Star Wars stormtrooper costume Note that one of the cops is wielding what appears to be an MP5. This, to confront a girl carrying, um, a plastic "blaster" toy weapon.

Video in honor of them....

buzzsawmonkey 5/5/2020 7:24:00 PM

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In #4 Occasional Reader said: Hey, I'm doing my part, got a Bailey's & Milk in front of me. 

Given that the Leftist save-the-world types periodically want us all to start eating bugs, I can envision in the near future a drink known as the Beetle Bailey's, which will have a large insect impaled on a toothpick the way an olive or cocktail onion on a toothpick graces a Martini.

Kosh's Shadow 5/5/2020 7:24:19 PM

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In #4 Occasional Reader said: Bailey's & Milk in front of me.  (I wonder if that's served at the Korova Milkbar, come to think of it.)

Does it have vellocet, synthemesc, or drencrum, me droog?

Kosh's Shadow 5/5/2020 7:27:24 PM

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In #8 buzzsawmonkey said: drink known as the Beetle Bailey's

Only a Sad Sack would eat that./

buzzsawmonkey 5/5/2020 7:30:10 PM

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Reply to Kosh's Shadow in 10:

I guess a Tequila Mockingbird would be a "Martini" made with Tequila, with a piece of avocado on the toothpick in the glass.

Occasional Reader 5/5/2020 7:33:10 PM

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Reply to Kosh's Shadow in 7:

In fairness, this girl may have also posted things on social media criticizing contemporary Islam.

We just don't know.

Occasional Reader 5/5/2020 7:34:53 PM

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In #11 buzzsawmonkey said: a Tequila Mockingbird

I recall toasting our victory in Operation Desert Storm with one of those, along with the rest of the crew of my Boo-Radley Fighting Vehicle. 

Kosh's Shadow 5/5/2020 7:36:13 PM

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In #12 Occasional Reader said: this girl may have also posted things on social media criticizing contemporary Islam.

Notice how neo-Nazis are blaming the joooos for COVID (ignoring how many have died due to it)

But observant Muslim women already wear face masks! Allah knew what was coming/////////

buzzsawmonkey 5/5/2020 7:38:49 PM

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In #14 Kosh's Shadow said: But observant Muslim women already wear face masks!

I recall a video from a few years ago of Muslim women in full burkha eating spaghetti.  The video came to mind as some state or other announced that restaurants would be re-opening shortly, but that patrons would have to wear face masks.

buzzsawmonkey 5/5/2020 7:40:17 PM

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In #13 Occasional Reader said: my Boo-Radley Fighting Vehicle

Better a Boo-Radley Fighting Vehicle than a Stacey Abrams Tank.

Occasional Reader 5/5/2020 7:44:48 PM

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In #16 buzzsawmonkey said: Better a Boo-Radley Fighting Vehicle than a Stacey Abrams Tank.

Oh, don't throw out your shoulder patton yourself on the back over that pun...

Anyway, good night.