Kosh's Shadow 9/15/2024 2:18:15 PM

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Trump Survives 2nd Assassination Attempt — This Time at His Golf Course

However, this time the Secret Service was on the ball:

Gunshots were reported shortly before 2 p.m. near former President Donald Trump’s International Golf Club in West Palm Beach, Fla., while the former president was playing golf. According to multiple reports, the Secret Service took Trump to safety "after agents opened fire on a man who was spotted with what may have been a gun while the former president was on the links, according to law enforcement sources."

buzzsawmonkey 9/15/2024 4:27:40 PM

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Reply to Kosh's Shadow in 1:

If print is print or words are words, the learned Court perpends: --
We are not ruled by murderers, but only -- by their friends.

----Rudyard Kipling, "Cleared"

 https://www.poetryloverspage.com/poets/kipling/cleared.html

Kosh's Shadow 9/15/2024 4:41:51 PM

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The Babylon Bee's take:

FBI Tries To Distract From Old Trump Assassination Attempt With New Trump Assassination Attempt

buzzsawmonkey 9/15/2024 4:50:16 PM

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Missed again, like we did this summer
Missed again, second time this year
Missed again---man, that's really a bummer
Missed again, and the election's near

Round and round, and who'll we get to go again?
When the previous tries have been botched so, again?
Missed again, like we did this summer
And missed again, second time this year

-----Gotnofact Checkers, with apologies to Chubby Checker and "Twist Again"

Kosh's Shadow 9/15/2024 6:19:36 PM

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Reply to buzzsawmonkey in 4:

Maybe a rewrite of "Twist and Shout" = Twist the Truth